It is an 18th century gothic do-dad written by a 19 year old (for serious). So far, it is full of STERN MONKS WITH SECRET LUSTFUL SECRETY SECRETS and PREGNANT NUNS (not due to aforementioned stern monk, but due to LATE NIGHT GARDEN TRYSTS), and VIRGINAL VIRGINS WITH SKIN AS WHITE AS SNOW. It is ridiculous, and I can't stop making this face at it:
and sometimes a little of this:
and then the whole thing sort of sounds like this:
I'm loving it, is what I'm saying, and I am VERY EXCITED to talk to you guys about it when I'm done.